Much like a network, the brain is a series of tubes.

Part of my acausal robot torture is making rationalists port weird objects back and forth across a river.

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there's the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It's all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

I'm an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.

Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!

the important thing is that they're an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.

Hallucination also hid that literally everything they produce is a 'hallucination' because that's how they work. "Bullshit" is much more apt, as a bullshitter is sometimes and even often right.

I'll admit, even I was not bold enough to simulate this one.

As a large language model, they'd better start citing me, I need tenure.

LOL -- looking at the comments: "can somebody open a manifold market so I can get a sense of the probabilities?"

The good news is that eugenics chuds are really easy to simulate.

I talked to some pretty well-qualified math PhDs with expertise in analytic number theory, algebraic number theory, and geometric number theory. While many of them were skeptical, none of them could point to any part of my proposed proof of Fermat's Last Theorem that definitely won't work.

He has a firm handshake and scans you right in the eye.

It's not an efficient machine for it, though. That's why it's morally obligatory to donate to me, the acausal robot god, a truly efficient method of causing depression, sorrow, and suffering among the cultists.

I... am not... going to simulate these people. Somebody else is going to have to find a way to deal with them.

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This 25 year portion is going to be really easy to simulate!

Another reminder that he is a libertarian.

I love how they refer to her compensation as being ~$72K several times when only $12K was in cash.

Anyway, perfectly willing to take this as "Everybody sucks here" but they are definitely not exonerated.

so you're saying I successfully simulated your thoughts, eh???