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Alienmonkey

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Alienmonkey 57 points 6 months ago

She might not be the AG but she was, and she is still Pam Bondi.

If her name is on the subpoena, she goes on the stand.

Now if she pulled the lizard mask all the way off and showed us the real Glorpambondini underneath she might just get away with it.

But then they could just subpoena Glorpambondini...

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Alienmonkey 46 points 6 months ago

Isn't that where the premier just dropped $21m on a private jet?

Probably just coincidence..

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Alienmonkey 29 points a year ago

Their wings are/were better than BW3 which for a long while was the only other wing place that had seating where I live.

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Alienmonkey 22 points a year ago

One could say that Tylenol kills more people than cannabis.

Yet Tylenol is safer than Tide Pods.

Make cannabis legal in Texas?

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Alienmonkey 22 points 10 months ago

Link is a fantastic read, thank you.

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Alienmonkey 20 points 9 months ago

That we live in a time where showing ice-less beverages in media could be portrayed as rebellious is just remarkable.

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Alienmonkey 18 points 4 months ago

The boys just want to go back to the crib for the elves weed and to discuss the latest haberdashry offerings. Maybe some spells if you're into that kind of thing.

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Alienmonkey 16 points 4 months ago

I believe this is how the Republicans kept Gary Johnson (the legitimate candidate in that case) off the ballot in Michigan years ago. They are just copying that playbook.

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Alienmonkey 16 points 5 months ago

Don't worry fam, I have a guaranteed, proven, 3step plan to get your research funded.

Step 1: Create shell company.

Step 2: Create and market protein building protein bars with the ability to "create a compound interest effect" on your protein receptor cells.

Step 3: After company either makes money, is sued, or some combination of both, use the hype to generate interest in your theory as a new "longevity therapy that conventional science doesn't understand" and get the idiots that bought your protein bars to fund the actual research.

The plan is essentially guaranteed to work when it does.

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Alienmonkey 15 points 4 months ago

I see no one here has ever had to pit stop in Gary Indiana. Or pass through Flint?

Harrisonburg PA surprised me a bit as well. Super industrial parts were Flint esq from what I remember and the vibe downtown felt just off.

I have had no issues in Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, or Cleveland. I think Cleveland gets a bad rap but I haven't spent more than a few days there.

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Alienmonkey 12 points 6 months ago

Amazon Prime be taking the Jesus money. Weird recommendations showing up lately.

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Alienmonkey 9 points 8 months ago

I read the title of this post and assumed it was satire. It does not appear to be, and while Wexner chuckles it off it seems really, really, odd.

I'd ask who the lawyer works for but I'll wait until I'm in a single story building.

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Alienmonkey 8 points 7 months ago

Better is relative in this case. Yes, there are amazing local (typically brewery around me) places, usually but not always at higher price point.

But sometimes that greasy, made the way I want it, perfectly soaked bun is the only thing that will do.

And for consistency in both service and food across any and every location I've been in, at this point they are unmatched on their space. For someone with a sensitive stomach, I can eat their burgers without future repercussions - no other fast food can do that. Not even whatabuger.

If I see a 5Guys when traveling it's like an oasis.

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Alienmonkey 8 points 8 months ago

This is America.

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Alienmonkey 8 points a year ago

Right message (debt bad m'kay) poor case being made though.

In theory, almost every year there will be "a new record" as population expands, inflation continues, and whatever bubble you'd like to blame matures.

Other than showing it's a 6% increase this does nothing to compare debt to income or assets ratios.

Big numbers are scary.

Next.

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Alienmonkey 8 points 6 months ago

Drumph saying your titties is out is, I believe a new one? Might be his most coherent opinion on record.

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Alienmonkey 7 points a year ago

History rhymes so 202...

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Alienmonkey 6 points 9 months ago

I contend that morphic resonance is a thing.

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Alienmonkey 6 points 7 months ago

The Departed

Godfather 1 & 2

Rogue One

The Fifth Element

Dune 1 & 2

The Princess Bride

Star Wars 1-6

Anchorman

Big Fish

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Alienmonkey 6 points 4 months ago

It could have been that he was a selfish person who did the most selfish thing and ducked out before he had to deal with the consequences of his actions.

The files are a big deal. He knew the gig was over, too high profile to hang out with Bill Gates, considers himself too good for anything else and he offed himself.

... and while I'd like to believe that, they fucking erased the tapes and had guards go off shift during that time, I mean, it's straight out of the Kremlin playbook. An obvious accident.

They could have at least gone with the American playbook and just gave him a heart attack.

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