TURTLES!

Oxford comma for life!

Sorry, if a corporation does it it's called "business". A corporation cannot break the law, that would be illegal!

Got one.....

I for one cannot believe they are still teaching Arabic numerals to kids in America! Don't they know we use American numerals here? Ffs.

Lmfao what a spoiler

Like he would listen to her anyway - she is a woman after all.

Lmfao I'm smoking weed about it

Look, you just need to prioritize your tasks and do it. Eliminate distractions so you can focus.

OF COURSE! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?!

That's exactly what a velociraptor would want you to think.....

And while we're at it, don't forget about the shareholders. Won't anyone think of the shareholders?!?!

As Tech N9ne once said - I like em thick and juicy, so don't pilate nothing.

Good, good. More for me then.

Is this supposed to deter me? Because it's only attracting me...

1000% yes.

I didn't share, because I didn't care.

Yeahhhhhhh I'm pretty sure that's a lake.

This.

Lmfao haha RIP