“When the astronauts went to the moon, there was nothing there. They certainly weren't bored."

Yeah I think that might be because they were on the moon and not pressing WASD to walk around a fake moon

The point of the post couldn't have gone any further over your head if it had wings

Valve is what happens when someone who's not just outright fucking evil invents a money printing machine

We've started going full death camp yet people still don't believe that there's a genocide. There are no words to describe just how truly disgusting that is.

My only hope is people look around at the fact that one of the few ways to still get a pension is through union work, and the current unionization wave continues into something bigger, better, and greater than we've had in the past.

IIRC this was a study (survey?) done by a American company.

There are tons of UFO sighting in plenty of non-NA or EU countries such as Brazil and South Africa

We're talking about people who think giving kids school lunch for free is communism.

Used to deliver for them, can confirm all the above. Some other stuff:

• Yes there's less of each individual topping when you order a bunch of different toppings, but I promise you that you don't want a normal amount of each topping on your supreme pizza. The center would still be raw, probably even if you put it through twice.
• The 50% weeks are mostly a scam. It's usually cheaper to use the other good coupons (e.g. mix and match) than to take 50% off normal menu price
• Unless you've got a big/otherwise pain in the ass to deliver order, a $10 order is just as much work to deliver as a $60 order. I personally tip based off distance rather than total because of it, and most my coworkers also preferred this method.
• Brooklyn pizzas are just normal pizzas using dough 2 sizes smaller (for example an XL brooklyn is just a medium dough stretched thin). In general if you're looking to maximize food per dollar, normal hand tossed is what you want
• For the love of God don't buy soda from the store if there's a gas station or something that's not out of the way. It'll be half the price at most.
• The dishes probably aren't being cleaned properly. If you're lucky your local store has 1, maybe 2 closers who actually give a shit and try to do it right. I imagine that's pretty standard in food service though.
• If you order delivery 2 minutes before close, you're braver than I. I had a hard policy of don't fuck with peoples food but not everyone does, and you sure as fuck aren't getting it on time.

Can we fucking not

Perhaps the greatest scam the rich ever pulled off was convincing the common people that climate change is somehow our fault instead of theirs. A single billionaire harms the earth an order of magnitude more in a single year than most small towns will in a decade

Hey now, the ADA is one of the few things we've got going for us

One of the most popular recent movie franchises is literally about a guy who goes on a murder rampage because someone killed his dog

Why the fuck did they think this would go over well.

Im pretty sure it was voted ironically

dies of scurvy or any number of other easily preventable diseases

To be entirely fair, the ratio is different (and better imo) with things like reeses

They've needed to be broken up for over a decade now, but that'd require the government to actually enforce antitrust/monopoly laws

Imagine getting this worked up over someone's hair color

Dude comes into c/reddit and then bitches people are talking about reddit.

Wild

Yeah no, you owe bigoted shitheads nothing just because you happen to share DNA with them

When the disconnect is whether or not people deserve rights just because of things like gender identity, I don't give a shit about finding common ground. The bigoted shitbags can eat shit and die

Friendly reminder that anyone and everyone that votes for book banners are objectively bad people

Edit: sp