Another great one is, again paraphrasing, "If I wouldn't go to hell if I didn't know about Jesus, why would you tell me?"

WARNING! 10,000 ohms

Is this the RV from A Goofy Movie?!

52 Card: Pickup

My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, "I loved you in Grandma's Boy!"

You guys, he's NOT letting the bed bugs bite

L O N G T H Y

"Does this bus go to Duluth?"

"No, it goes 'beep beep'."

I'm not sure if this is a bad thing

It's giving Iksar

Did I hear a rock and stone?

Everyone should read the transcript, translation, and analysis in the top comment. It's incredible!