🐷✂🗑 I had to get creative, my keyboard doesn't have an guillotine emoji

First hand experience in this. My husband left me after 8 months of marriage because of a FOMO on other men.

Patriot and terrorist sound very yte

Ikr my husband and I pass a house that sells their fresh eggs for $3 a dz when we visit his parents. I always stop and buy two!

Is this not the onion?

Thank good for gay porn on Lemmy I've blocked so many straight porn communities here, like so many in the past week.

Easy solution! Just make a profile before the photo verification was implemented

I love how civic engagement is only for people who speak English

Hi, I don't think my withdrawal of $20 from my collective accounts with BOA would really cause a failure... but I'm willing to try! Sincerely, -Poor

PS there are no ethical millionaires