Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/...

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I'm funny

ITT, somebody assumes that EVERYBODY must cope like they do.

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.

I'd totally be Whigging out.

Many, many self-proclaimed Christians in the United States have, at best, cursory Biblical knowledge. Insofar as reading, they may have opened the book in their lives. That does NOT equate to critical analysis, or even perfunctory understanding the contents in even a general sense.

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

"Jesus is coming!"

I damn well hope so. He's been edging for 2,000 years.

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

JEFF GOLDBLUM HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Would you like to play a game?