In the grand scheme of things it feels like NAFO creating a psyops counterforce in this war is balancing out 4chan creating the 45th President of the United States

Which is why I got so pissed when I told my dad that active sonar was bad for the whales and he suggested that they just put their hands over their ears. Gosh Dad, you don't understand anything!! Whales can't put their hands over their lungs!!

I've seen enough Korean porn to know that the truth is roughly the average of these two

Nah, he didn't hate women

I had plenty of scholastic aptitude to pass the SAT with, and none of the scholastic work ethic or study skills to pass college with 🙃

But I’d argue that you should not store anything on Mastodon where it would be an issue if it became public.

One of the first things new fediverse users should be told is that the fediverse is not the darknet.

In LOZ: Breath of the Wild, I didn't think to check if you could use the Sheikah Slate on Eventide Isle (where they take away all your items and clothes). I'm proud to say I beat that challenge with ZERO tools!

• Raytheon Technologies Corp | NYSE: RTX | 2.42% Annual dividend yield | 0.59 USD Quarterly dividend amount

• Lockheed Martin Corp | NYSE: LMT | 2.62% Annual dividend yield | 3.00 USD Quarterly dividend amount

• Northrop Grumman Corp | NYSE: NOC | 1.65% Annual dividend yield | 1.87 USD Quarterly dividend amount

You're a real one! 🙏

Sorry to be a pedant but we used two atomic bombs, not thermonuclear ones. Encyclopaedia Britannica

cool ty

I don't get it

I don't know those people on your list from Gerald Ford but if having experienced people in board helps you deal with your health, I'll vote yes.

Exactly this. It would be the height of stupidity to create this space/network that frees us from so much of the hyperconglomerate bullshit only to invite them in willingly.

As much as I think Russia is a hellish pit that radiates evil, even I recognize that the intentionally fragile global economy requires Russian grain to flow freely if we don't want half of Africa (and probably part of Douth America) straight up federating with Russia.

I love it when you freaks do the math

Like a degaussing loop hidden in the door frame?

I deeply enjoy that your mind has a rail for this train of thought to run on

They will likely only allow apps and instances which they approve, and which agree to tie into their monetization APIs. Just like reddit should have done with third party apps, if they weren’t run by the stupidest fucking sentient creature on the planet.

Exactly this. I probably would not have quit reddit if the only change at the end of June was RIF sticking in some ad row every 10 posts.

Astroturfing has become endemic to reddit. If a given subreddit has more than like 5k subscribers, you can assume someone is probably trying to sell something on it - if not a product then a brand or idea. I hope ActivityPub platforms are successful but not so much that they get polluted with that crap.

Yes, I'm saying that I hold my nose and agree with the sanctions not applying to grain exports