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AscendantSquid

@lemmy.world

AscendantSquid 7 points 5 days ago

Idk about you but I'm not tryna get slimed while I'm going down to pick up my doordash order

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AscendantSquid 5 points 6 days ago

If you don't put flammable things on the stove, how're ya gonna cook em???

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AscendantSquid 35 points 6 months ago

AND you get to say 'howdy' when you see them

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AscendantSquid 29 points 2 months ago

They are not mutually exclusive; I'm sure if you had a quick look, you'd find plenty of furry dump truck mommies, it's one of the few blessings of our time.

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AscendantSquid 29 points a month ago

You did this?? This is good work!

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AscendantSquid 26 points 3 months ago

1000068466

Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🄰🄺

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AscendantSquid 26 points 13 days ago

You can keep them in your pockets for when you start to get the shakes

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AscendantSquid 24 points a year ago

Imagine excluding land underneath puddles

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AscendantSquid 22 points 4 months ago

I've had deep fried kool-aid at the state fair before, so I bet this is pretty friable

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AscendantSquid 17 points 3 months ago

I realize by your last sentence, you mean 'Imagine if Cyberpunk or No mans sky were left unpatched after release.", but it could also read as "Imagine if Cyberpunk or No mans sky weren't released incomplete.", which is way better I think. Just don't release games that aren't finished.

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AscendantSquid 10 points 4 months ago

Where she left her cellphone

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AscendantSquid 10 points 7 months ago

I read it as 'it's okay, just walk Synergy Tim Hortons'

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AscendantSquid 10 points 7 months ago

I think it's from Wicked City, it's an anime movie from 1987

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AscendantSquid 7 points a year ago

Well, I think the point isn't to discern whether or not he's fine with fucking over kids (obviously he is), it's to make that clear to as many people as possible

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AscendantSquid 7 points 2 months ago

This is a great look!

I really appreciate your posts; I have no sense of style so seeing all the different outfits you model and the vibe you're going for on each one have really helped me assemble some outfits of my own that I've actually gotten compliments on!

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AscendantSquid 7 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure that's what Madison Cawthorn's saying

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AscendantSquid 7 points 2 months ago

Your underwear's not on the outside if you aren't wearing anything else at all

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AscendantSquid 7 points 4 months ago

Your balls are falling out.

My balls are falling in.

We are not the same.

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AscendantSquid 6 points 3 months ago

I thought you meant

1000068471

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AscendantSquid 6 points 2 months ago

the thought bubble is empty, just like me frfr

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thanks for using Leebra!

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