Counterpoint: Noone grows up, some people are just better at hiding it. (Or activly choose not to)

The artist formerly known as Lord Buckethead.

(There is some legal reason they had to change their name, but I dont recall what it is)

I hope that those pants are rated for chemicals, they have been dumping shit in that water for days to clear up the bloom.

Well how do you know she is a witch?

Well they did this to me...

No.

Not to be too picky, but boxed food usually aint the best for you. Now a class called "Shit you can do with rice" would be a killer way to go.

The Bear Grills special is too top shelf for kegsbreath.

Behold MAN!

[Yeets featherless chicken]

Its funnier than that, jammers are not legal, but data poisioning is. Leave a device near by that just rotates through IDs of all the signal types you know its listening for and it protects everyone passing by because their UIDs get lost in the noise.

People do not know the manufacturing cost of TVs because everything is a smart device that generates data for to be sold by the manufacturer. A dumb device cost a premium in [insert current year] because they have to account for that lack of that revenue stream to keep the lights on. Its why dumb "commercial displays" cost an arm and a leg (plus they are designed to be on 24/7, their actual specs are usually fairly mid).

Ya know, thats a good idea. I would make the time frame shorter depending on what the range of the transmitter is. If you switch while in range of the camera would it pick you up as two vehicles?

Wizards are nerds who you can easily punch.

Place your bets on muskrat chickening out.

Stewart is going to rip him a structurely superfluous behind.

Why does Fetterman, the largest senator, not simply eat the other senators?

Dear Congress:

You're not being the people Mr. Rogers thought you could be.

IANAL, but because this was done on a third party encrypted chat app, doesn't it also violate the federal records act or something? If this was any other administration they would have been launched out of a cannon for that alone, not just the breach in security.

Woz continues to be the good Steve.

Calling it now, insider trading (If that wasnt obvious already, look at the market 30 min. before the announcment)

I can only imagine the bellowing ghostly laugh of Erik the Red and Leif Erikson as yet another fool falls victim to one of the best jokes in human history.