I would eat both of them

My Ed is finally cured!!!

Lexapro and a bidet

Gimme that.

Earlier this year I tweaked my back sitting down on the toilet. That was fun.

Sure as fuck hope so

We've all been there

How about corn

Hey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval.

I just use my bare hands personally. Green to the core

So do they just circle over the school until the shooter has killed everyone and leaves the building?

Just need more tariffs, easy.

Horse

It's our fault for buying these pieces of shit.

Now that's a butt hole

God a bitch

This is why I keep it to 0 friends

I'm right there with you bro.

Accurate. Except I sit down

So full of it. I don't work on Saturday.