Well I suppose that's one way to look at it, but really what's happening is that they respect the fact that you're not single nor available, so they RESPECTFULLY back off.

Sheen abuses people just fine on his own without needing an Epstein.

I'm glad you explained it. Otherwise all I could think was yeah Cameron Diaz is about that age she should be getting colonoscopies too.

They're angry. That's all the information provided to us. Angry swans.

Just a normal day at the white house

As somewhat of a polyglot, it just occurred to me that swedish is a language I've never once considered as a language I know absolutely nothing about nor have ever considered studying.

Republicans shall prevail at all costs! 🤣

It really is an aggravating & polarizing topic, but as a member of the Beehaw instance, I am bound by rules that forbid me from voicing my uncensored opinions on the matter.

Hot DAMN, this is a brilliant & accurate observation. Things I've subconsciously supposed, but consciously never could figure out why people get obsessed & form fandoms over movies & sports etc. This is it! This is why.

Back when the news was written by relatable people.

What is the current widely understood definition of shark week? My understanding is that every lady has her own unique shark week.

Maybe the parents of those children are going about life all wrong. Those children are exhibiting learned behaviors that at the very least haven't been discouraged or corrected. Then those parents chose YOU, a person uncomfortable with children, to be alone with them for an indeterminate amount of time? The parents need parenting classes and they need to hire licensed vetted babysitters.

I think he's the skewer that impales the c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶ person.

Europe needs to normalize air conditioning. I'll never forget the most miserable summer of my life was in germany. Summer gets hot there just like most other places, but in Europe, domiciles don't have AC 🥵

Would you happen to know of any alternative SMS apps that Google will not infiltrate on my android phone?

Thank you. For the last couple of months every time I open my native messaging app that I've been using for years, it gave me a warning that starting July 6th Google would be taking over the SMS on our phones. And sure enough, today in the middle of an important texting conversation with a company I order medication from, Google intercepted it and tried to force me to agree to all their terms and take over my SMS functions. I refused to click on any of their agreement terms, I rebooted my phone, And switched to email with my medication company. But now I have lost texting capabilities until I come up with an alternative. Yeah for the last couple months I've been trying to get signal to work but couldn't figure it out & forgot about it, but now today is the day of reckoning. I need SMS capabilities restored.

I look best when backlit until I'm nothing but a dark silhouette with the sun behind me.

People near data centers in Arizona agree with your idea.

I'm like that but there's nobody ever around to share my glee with.

Yeah we'll have to attribute the diminished quality to the microfiche it was probably stored on for decades.