Hey so I'm getting this thing on my new Charger, I think it's a check engine light?

"Neat!" he said, with his remaining six teeth

Sit back, and watch your shit get wrecked by the man you thought you'd purchased.

That's the power of the Home Depot.

At long last, a proper purgatory for links I wish I had the attention span to read, but will never actually get back to reading.

Pardon me, I believe you mean SIR Arthur Colman Doyle.

The US Marshals were "just doing their job."

When you're hated and incompetent, blaming the people you hate for your incompetence is a convenient scapegoat.

I suspect X was down because they screwed something up internally. When you'll never be required to prove anything, you can scream you're being hacked / ddos'd til the cows come home and rubes will believe you.

"He's not THAT handsome."

-Lead Prosecutor

I'm not stealing your car. I just need it for a while, to train my AI model.

It lets us know the truth. It lets us knoooooow the truth.

What goon-affiliated product will they be able to purchase with food stamps instead? Lee Greenwood Bibles? My Pillows?

"Gee, boss. Says here 87% of viewers were angry with the TV for spying on them."

I do, in fact, dislike being fucked on the ass.

I'm shocked it wasn't $14.88, the My Pillow Rate.

ATC cuts are taking their toll on all flying craft.

I bet the fella from Fiat played a mean fiddle while Tesla of North Rome burned.

Why's it always gotta be creepy furry shit though?

Zombie Deer Disease: It's Catching On!