Because then he would quite literally be escaping justice.

Jerboa stopped working for me today for whatever reason so I switched to Connect and actually think I like it better so far.

Hell, adults and "friends" of mine really seem to care that I have an android. They constantly bring it up as if they think bullying another adult into buying their specific product will somehow work or maybe they think that it bothers me or something. I could not care less. Start a new chat without me and the other android users? Cool, go ahead. Spoiler: they won't.