Either it's a "steal to order" or they'll melt the precious metals down (like they did with the Manching gold) and sell the stones to a corrupt stonecutter who will cut them in a different way to hide their origin .

Wende dich an den sozialpsychiatrischen Dienst (kann je nach Bundesland auch abweichend heißen), die können dir weiterhelfen.

If you want the umami rich sour sweet flavour, use peppers (paprika) it's not the same, but it's a good alternative.

They join as a Canadian colony (ok, northern Ireland is part of Ireland once again)