Never have I attended a high school prom, dance, or graduation

Dial L for Luigi

My school had two school shooting threats made the same week, and didn't cancel school. They just called the whole sheriff's department to play army at the school. Walking in looked like a scene from a movie in Nazi Germany, guys with guns at the door and dogs barking, APCs outside. I think there was even a helicopter at one point.

Then in March of 2020, we were supposed to come back from spring break, but the school STILL said that there was no danger because a county health offical said so. We almost went back to school until the state governor declared state of emergency and prohibited anyone from going to school.

That's just life in the USA

Ha ha nice. I'm straight

What about the families of survivors? I'm just thinking too much again.

This is what happens in a one party system, old those who have been there longest have the power. Which is why we keep getting old white guys for president

Grammar Nazi too, ay?

This legit fr made my day 🥲🇲🇽

It looks even more punchable now

There really is no justice in this country

+Extra dim

Been a while since I've seen this template

Sorry to ruin the hype but that thing has Sirius satellite radio so its at least mid 2000s. But holy sh!t it has CD Text 😍

The story goes that George Lucas was supposed to direct Apocalypse Now, but the studio didn't like that he was gonna make it a 35mm black and white documentary instead of a blockbuster movie, so he said he'd make his own Vietnam war movie...with spaceships, and lasers!

"BrInG bACk MAdE iN aMEriCA!"

Everything going according to plan, huh?

Personal security

Never thought I'd read 'measles party' in my life

Like wtf does that even mean? The article was like 2 sentences long

Could also all be arrested or assaulted on the bus by the gestapo or their KKK supporters

Rioting

Nice.