lol. They will do what the people want. Or at least what the lobbies tell them the people want.

He might rape children but at least he doesn’t pirate software.

He might have rapped children, and then traded the children to other rapists but at least he didn’t put dresses on people that had a winkle.

She has standards!

Yeah but Obama wore a tan suit !!!

Fewer*

Hegsplaining

I’m still using it while I get used to Lemmy. As soon as Apollo does, I won’t be able to anymore.

Deaf people can drive though

I know I will never see their genitals, and they might have been modified, but I need to be able to imagine what they looked like when they were young

—GOP

Was this owned by a cat?

Mercury was so far out because of general relativity.

Why would anyone call it the check? I presume it’s a corruption of cheque but isn’t that sending money?

In Australia we ask for the bill. And don’t tip

We once had a printer that we couldn’t stop or the main software would fail. We didn’t want the printouts so we fed it directly into a shredder.

The good old days of recycling and feed paper.

At least I got a mention.

It’s a protection racket

The different kid didn’t have enough faith!

The mix of metric and imperial is interesting in the same measurement.

I didn’t really understand it. I was about eight I think.

The front fell off.