Is it because he's an opportunistic unlikable couchfucker, bereft of charisma?

You've rephrased the same comment like 3 times.

I shit you not, I used to work for a company (with no IT dept btw) that refused to use Firefox because they said it was "a trojan virus."

What I think happened is one of their dipshit employees downloaded something they shouldn't have and got a virus and the bosses blamed the browser.

The writers of this simulation lack originality.

It's June - they're on their month-long PMS because of Pride. Jobs done at least for now.

I used a Photobucket account a long time ago, when it was free and I was a naïve teenager. They were one of the first websites that I remembered got enshittified fast. When they started getting grabby for money in the late 2000s I moved on to another image hosting service and forgot about it for about 16 years.

Couple years ago I decided I wanted whatever I had uploaded in that account because I'm sure some of those pictures I had on it were going to be hard to find on my system or drives. Those motherfuckers wanted $8 for me to be able to access my account. Reluctantly chucked the 8 bucks at them and took my pictures off. Come to find out, I'd found some of the originals and realized Photofucket reduced the size and quality of the images uploaded on to their platform. Absolute abysmal failure of a website.

I love my home state of Michigan but one of the few gripes about it that I have is our only two land-linked neighbors we can drive to are Indiana and motherfucking Ohio.

Yes 😔

I have UHC insurance and I have a burning hatred for it. They are actively preventing me from finding a mental healthcare professional. Luigi did nothing wrong and I hope more misfortune finds that company sooner rather than later.

I agree with you OP, perhaps I am to be burned at the stake as well:

The kicker is that Vivziepop isn't just a bad writer, she's also a TERF (specifically against NB/trans men) and just a shitty person in general. Spindlehorse is apparently a very toxic studio to work for. I'm fairly certain that Vivienne is going to have a public crash out eventually and end up reviled like JKR.

The old pope died of cringe when he met Vance so I'd consider this a threat.

I mean, the first mistake was trusting a pinkie promise from a megacorp like Unilever. Maybe they shouldn't have sold their brand?

They wouldn't know "gods plan" if it smacked them in the ass. They're literally worshipping the closest analogue to the Antichrist. These people are violently clueless.

Very strange that OP joined Lemmy barely an hour ago and hit the ground running posting rapid fire articles within minutes of each other or within the same minute, targeting multiple states and countries (So far, Alabama, New York, Ohio, California, Canada, and Ireland). Just very odd behavior for a new account.

Larry Ellison is a MAGA fuckwad

Yep. Their attempts are misguided, so really all it is is just adding a layer of useless obscurity to whatever they're writing.

An amusing side effect, though, is I read all their comments in the voice of Daffy Duck, complete with raspberry every time they use the thorn.

That's the lie they try to sell you.

I swear Brave ran a very successful guerrilla marketing campaign and it succeeded on Reddit. If you so much as question it or suggest an alternative, you get dogpiled on by Brave bros. I don't trust it one bit. I'll stick to FF and its forks.

Reddit will ban you for even the mildest of takes. Their AI admin is draconian in metering out bans. The platform seems to really want to get rid of all of the pesky humans still there and just be a safe space for bots.

"I'd rather make out with my Monroebot"

Futurama satire is becoming reality