This sentiment is why I fully believe at least 50% of you shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

Which is more dangerous, backing into a parking spot, or backing into traffic?

For the love of God, if you drive a vehicle, figure it out.

One year I had a house party with around 80 people. The church across the street (uphill) called the cops on me - twice. So on Halloween I burned a pentagram into my front lawn with a cleaning agent iirc(?) for them to gaze down upon for the next two months until it snowed. They never bothered me again after that. It's good to set boundaries.

What a shithole.

Hope he gets into a college as far away as possible.

Just tie it to the moon.

At this rate we're probably only a year or two away from seeing an area in the world head into the 50°C+ range and kill everyone who can't get into air conditioning.

What's with the fucking human ears tho

Hey have you ever considered acquiring more succulents?

I am a carpenter. I bought a jewelry rack for my partner off amazon. It broke in 2 months.

I assure you your time and effort will not go to waste as this is going to last a million times longer. Not to mention the brownie points!

What - you can't even buy a nice two-bedroom condo here for a million dollars, I think you need to re-evaluate what a millionaire is today.

Nah this place is WAY more chill than reddit.

I've cancelled everything in my life that requires a monthly payment (asides vehicle and rent).

It's not that I can't afford it, it's that I'm fucking sick of it.

It looks like a shitty kit car.

Man I've NEVER heard of a raccoon attack that's fucked up. I've interacted with a million raccoons (including one that broke into my kitchen once) and they have never come close to attacking me. Sounds like they might indeed have rabies. Glad you and your pup sound ok. Just call in sick if you need the sleep tomorrow.

I'm not a particularly huge fan, but he seems like one of the famous people I'd have the most fun meeting/hanging out with.

Me: Tries to close drawer

Potato masher:

JUDGES HATE THIS ONE TRICK!

The Allen key is what makes this so easy to assemble.

On the first day, the Lord said "let there be light rail".

The grim reaper doesn't kill people, it leads them to the afterlife.

Give it 5-10 years and this will be fashionable again.

Consequences. Nobody is going to want to destroy their reputation by working for her now.