Joker truly got the last laugh

Predisposed to consuming nuts

(I’m gonna regret this one later)

Square up

I hate you so much

Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.

Some of y’all really need to figure out the difference between punishment and rehabilitation…

And which one actually works.

Stop stroking your hate boners and start advocating for real solutions. You don’t fix pain with more pain. All that does is exacerbate the cycle.

Idgaf what anyone says, that mf is a hero

How tf would they even enforce this?

“Are you traveling to get an abortion?” “No, I’m going to visit family”

How would they prove otherwise? Is there something I’m missing?

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

“I’m voting for the party that doesn’t actively want to kill me”

“Pfft, classic shitlib take”

I’m tired, boss

Any time someone uses the terms “alpha”, “beta”, or “sigma” unironically when referring to a person, I immediately write them off as a braindead waste of oxygen.

I’m not even religious, and I’m praying tiktok finally gets banned.

Yeah, I came with my grandma, and you came with your crew/

But really, you’re just pissed that she’s cooler than you/

Cause she’s got 80 years of being a badass bitch/

And you got 25 of being a punk-ass snitch/

“We prefer to be called ‘housing providers’”

I’ll call you extortionists. Take it or leave it.

Well they certainly don’t fly out of it

Sickening indeed. How can you get that close and fuck up your one job…

These are also the same types of people who hate people of color and queer folk simply for existing.

They made their choice, and their choice was hatred and willful ignorance. I have zero sympathy.

Dude really pulled the “divine right” card huh?

I hate the constant toxicity and “woke” arguments. It takes away from genuine criticism.

The problem with Disney Star Wars isn’t “wokeness”. It’s not diversity, it’s not politics, it’s simply awful writing and directing.

But because of all the dumbasses whining about “Star Wars went woke”, Disney gets to call all their critics racist/sexist/-phobic and avoid accountability for the actual issues at hand.

Andor is fire tho. Hope they don’t fuck up season two.

Your signature is actually legible?

I see “no problem” as nicer. If I say that, I’m expressing that I really don’t mind, and there’s no need to thank me. No problem, as in I had no problem with doing this thing

“You’re welcome” feels more like “I appreciate you thanking me, because I went out of my way to do this”, if that makes any sense