Art that inspired the attempt:

I did, I'm just... quiet about things, usually. Sneaky, even. Quiet and subtle. Like a ninja.

...I think this analogy may have gotten away from me.

You'll just have to imagine it for now - I assure you, no underwear were harmed (or involved) in the filming. :3

Also, maybe don't critique my technique in a porn shoot? I do not need peening mansplained to me.

(most of you were fine! I enjoyed chatting about stuff, please do not be discouraged! Just got kinda "one guyed" on my last post)

Yeah, 250 + 60 shipping is what I paid - a bit rough, but the imported blade + custom-sized snath = good stuff. Suggest a plastic whetstone holder, I got galvanized steel and wish I'd gone plastic. Definitely get the peening jig, don't cheap out on that few $.

The book wasn't all that useful - youtube did a better job teaching.

I have a couple more videos from this shoot; since I can't upload them in comments, I'll probably just post them as their own things over the next week or so.

I run my own yunohost box already with dynamic dns. But I don't really want to use my residential IP to host porn of myself, thanks.

Yes I know I could do (all the other options for hosting things). Not looking for that level of effort when other people have listed a bunch of free services that'll do it for me.

It might have just been a rough patch? They were having some bot issues IIRC; maybe I just happened to be trying at a bad time.

Worked perfectly for me just now, IDK. Still wouldn't mind hearing about any alternatives to keep up my sleeve.

scythesupply.com is where I got it, very pleased.

Yep, pretty much. The fence was already falling apart, so a while back I kicked out a couple planks so that I could move dirt more easily from the alley into the yard - both fill dirt for greenhouse construction (out of picture to the left) and topsoil for the raised beds I built inside it.

Shed, apple trees, alley, neighbors.

(just to be 100% clear, I mean it's fake cum; my pussy and the horny is real)

My toy chest is rather small, a single dildo plus a couple vibes; I think they've all been shown off here.

If someone wanted to buy me a toy I'd certainly show it off though. :3

I do have a Fansly (https://fansly.com/BlueWindsBreeze/posts), but I don't like to advertise it all the time, I'm here to hang out and get complements, not make money.

Nah, I just brush them off, no big deal.

Their bloodlines are weak and history will not remember them. :D

The file upload limit is 20mb.

I do tend to find this fairly limiting for videos. From someone with some experience sharing videos here, you have two major options:

1. Use catbox.moe to upload instead; it works well.
2. Re-compress or resize the video.

60mb for 2min suggests to me that it's fairly big or high bitrate.

Take a looks at some of my recent posts for reference - https://fedinsfw.app/u/BlueWindsBreeze - all videos are below 20mb (usually exactly on the mark) - my most recent one is about 5:30, and 19.9mb at 510x910 resolution. Lower than the source quality? Sure, but it still looks fine.

I also have a 1280x720 video, 1:55 in length, again just under 20mb. Resizing and re-encoding is more an art than a science, but ffmpeg has fairly sensible defaults, and it'll often come up with a version that's half the size of the source without significantly degrading quality.

Hopefully some of that was helpful, beyond the factual first sentence which directly answers the question. :D

Daww <3

Just the tip, no thanks for the whole thing? :3

That'd be neat! I wonder how colored sharpie would hold up? I'm not artist, but surely I can find someone willing to draw on me if I bring the markers. Or print and cut out a stencil so I can just trace it myself.

Random internet picture I found of body-drawing with pink sharpie:

@zlatohrbitek@fedinsfw.app, hi!

Manjaro (KDE desktop), which is a distro based on Arch.

I am 95% nerd by volume, yes, I know.

I'm still improving! Both at the actual act, and at filming it. :D