Write a better story or create better game play and all of a sudden, the hardware doesn't mean as much. But that's so much harder to do. So poor stories and difficult game play it is!

It's probably as close to a chopper bike with extended forks and ape hanger handle bars as he is ever going to get. (cue "Born to be Wild" soundtrack)

When you grow up poor, you do a LOT of gardening to eat in the winter.

Not a very common thing to find in the wild.

It can be. But many times that difficult game play is just lazy and shitty design.

Now that looks tasty! I really need to clean my stovetop. So I guess that's on my list of things to do list today.

Me either.....

But you do have a cellphone with camera and mic

Well, you could still pee standing up.

It often does because even commercial wild rice is expensive and cutting it with regular white rice makes for a much cheaper dish. And the bland white rice offers no extra flavor to the dish.

But there are those of us who have access to real wild rice that has been hand harvested and hand parched over an open wood fire. That's God tier wild rice. And I would never disrespect that wild rice in such a fashion.

Oh, I agree with you. We have a very diverse and tasty cuisine in the US. Filled with foodstuffs that will blow even the most jaded gourmand away.

But if you're a tourist here for the first time in your life, this might well be the only time you get to eat a “real” Big Mac, Whopper, or burrito and potatoes ole. These are things you've read about and seen in movies and probably TV. So there ain't no shame in getting some chicken nuggets and dipping them in ranch dressing and really enjoying the food. And the most important part, where you ate that crappy chicken. It will be a lifetime memory.

I love me some atomic spins....

Every generation has its words and phrases they use. Mostly to just annoy their parents-- Who had their own words and phrases.

So if you're Hep to the Scene and a Real Gone Cat, Be cool and chill, light up a J because it's 420 somewhere. And enjoy 67. And the not to distant future, we are all going to laugh at Gen Alpha about it. And they are going to be confused about the Gen Beta's annoying slang.

Personally I hope Plasma goes with 6.7 AND 6.9. The memes will just write themselves. And it will be glorious!

And that's a valid thing to be excited by. It's the same as wandering the streets of Vietnam or Tripoli late at night to eat the street food. And you should do it because it's not something you can experience back home very easily.

So if you're in the US, try some Burger King and Taco Bell by all means. And if you are really adventurous and daring, eat a gas station hotdog too.

Thanks to the Angle, we have already started the annexation of Canada.

First Winnipeg, then Ottawa! We're coming for you Nova Scotia!

Some things are just not in the cards.

FTP!

As a Minnesotan, we don't want Wisconsin. We don't believe in it. Too many Wisconsinites sneaking across the border illegally and stealing our jerbs and bragging about their cheese. And don't get me started on who has more lakes. We do.

First there was just cheese. Then we refined that cheese into plastics. Because cheese is just a mere handful of polymers away from plastic. And you wonder why you get constipated when you eat too much cheese....

Then we got better and developed celluloid to make exploding billiard balls and false teeth from. It also got used to make pocket knife handles because you could make the most beautiful tortoise shell handles and Mother of Pearl, (the tortoises and oysters were very happy about that). And colored handles were bright and vibrant and stayed that way. But the off gassing would often rust the blades to dust in short order.

Today, we have a thousand different plastic formulations for a thousand different uses. And it's everywhere from soda bottles and cell phones, to cars, airplanes, artificial hips, and rocket ships. And even your balls.

It's a brave new plastic world.

Living in a ghost town can have a certain charm you know.

Ha! I got banned from r/mensrights because as a working medic, I tried to explain why more public awareness campaigning for women and heart attacks was so important. And that's because they often do not present classic symptomology like men mostly do. So it can be hard to diagnose in the wild. And it's kind of important to get it right as fast as possible.

Idiots.

Isn't amazing what slicers can do? There ain't no guard rails where we're going!