Always happens when the market’s closed. Drag up the war then say it’ll end by the end of the week. Hope no one notices the Epstein files. Repeat.

Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.

Well then who the fuck was I getting coffee with that morning?!

Wow just in time for trans visibility day

What I always thought was gross since she popped up is the fact that he specifically got someone that looks just like his daughter to fulfill his sickest fantasies probably. Or she was smart enough to get another useful idiot for her dad and that she knew his dementia and syphilis hollowed out brain would never notice the difference.

Robo call them back as a joke saying, “ICE here, we have found you to be descendants of immigrants. We will be in touch with you soon for relocation. Goodbye.”

Starting to doubt if America can even defend itself after depleting missiles against Iraq and attacking fishermen in the gulf. Someone just go for it already! Trump will have to live with the shame of being one of the few presidents that had a foreign power attack the US.

Believe it when I see it.

Ah! Now I remember why I bought that leaf blower. Here boy!

I do find it funny that he warns of the antichrist while trying to unite the world through his companies.

Fighting crazy with zany. If I was Canada I would dare Trump to come out into the middle of the lake and plant an America flag in the middle of it. He might fall for it.

They just need to declare that the award no longer exists. That’s all the winners there will ever be. Thanks for playing everyone!

It's the latest craze. The ladies love it!

They never even peaked in high school. Maybe peaked on a racist message board at best. I’m sure no one’s family missed any of them not being with them for the fourth. “Hey is that creepy gamer nerd that smells like cheese gonna be at the bbq?” No I think they’re gonna do that larp carp with the rest of his supposedly non gay friends he wrestles in the backyard with.

A fight. Hank believes butane is a bastard gas. Tom believes in nothing more important than a butane regulator.

Couldn’t pay for a Sierra?🤭

This is pure Kansas City Karenness.

Possible Homersexual

I already changed from Google Maps. I think if you are using google fiber now would be the time to find a new provider. There are probably local isp alternatives in your area.

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