Did he say "the sheriff was near."?

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

I got you, buddy.

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

I passed one of restaurants last week, they changed it from trump burger to president burger.

Maybe the commie antifa super soldiers were the friends we made along the way.

He is lousy with them.

If the armband fits...

It's not that bad. But, really quick, how many droves in a fuckton?

Do you mean fungals?

A good start.

Get in the damn robot, Shinji, François!

Right? Throw in a "I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears."

This is one of my favorite stories, second only to the princess and the pee.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

"OK, google. Play the "rocking that dick" playlist.

Is it as good as 3 penis wine?

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc?si=er39G1SDmwVHs1TW

"Hey, Minh! Mascra wearing Hillbilly is fondling his couch! You owe me a dollar! "

The waiter: "Open your mouth."