SLAMMED! Feels like most headlines are written by 12 year olds these days

Funny how "fatally shot" takes the sting out of "gunned down" or "killed".

I got the glasses with 90 degree prisms in them so you can read while laying down. The person on the product page looked like an idiot and thought it would be funny, but I'm on my 3rd pair now

"Keep an eye out" seems less helpful than "go to this guy's house and take all his guns until he clears a psych evaluation," but what would I know?

I'm sure the supreme court will approach this without bias

We subsidize all the wrong things. A McDouble is out of reach for most as a casual snack without subsidies, and arguably it should be out of reach so plant based alternatives have a chance at competing. Same with oil. Should gradually roll back the subsidies so people can have time to switch, but they should still be rolled back.

Personal speakers in public places are my #1 pet peeve. The audacity of thinking everyone is into the exact same music as you and would rather listen to it than, oh I don't know, the fucking ocean? Or birds and wind blowing through trees at the park? Do we have to listen to Lil Juice Skrrrt or whatever the fuck on some shitty 2-3" speaker that's distorting like it's life depended on it?

Cracks down on climate polluters? Right? Right?!... Nope, fuck these activists ringing the alarm for the planet we're actively destroying. I did NOT consent to being born into this shitstain of a society, take me back to the void.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I love it

Probably stuff like this:

https://www.carscoops.com/...

I sure hope that I, Poop Dick, (1-800-HOT-LIPS, poopdick@yourmom.com) am approved to use this glorious seal

I wish I knew German, y'all seem to have fun around here

Reality Dysfunction, Hyperion, Red Rising, Dune, The Expanse, Foundation, The Mote in God's Eye

r/transtimelines was such a great resource, I miss it dearly over here. Thank you for sharing your journey!

I don't remember being asked...

@sam_heimer on Instagram. Make giving credit to artists cool again

Not this time, also didn't grow the wheat or tomatoes :(

First time I've ever heard of the Overton window. Kind of picked it up with context but if anyone feels like doing further reading

We've had great luck with Bumble BFF. Moved to a new city and was surprised all of our friends fit in our house on my birthday 6 months after moving

Sure, that gets you the time off, but this guy flew to Paris and hung out for that entire time and found his "creative spark". We also need like 50% higher wages so we're not sitting in a Parisian cafe thinking "oh fuck this vacation is going to bankrupt me" or stuck at home unable to afford the flight to begin with.