This is Dark Teal

Where the hell did the fucking Vance come from?

The 70s and 80s were both 30yrs ago in my head

Jesus fuck! What the fuck is it with these fuckers!?!? really? Cars are too safe!??! WTF?

I am guessing they want to deregulate the safety laws so that they can take the money that they spend on it and stick it into their pockets and still keep the price of cars the same!

DOGE’s inexperienced staff, many tied to Musk’s companies, may be unqualified to understand complex government programs.

Yes AND they are doing this on purpose. Evil fucks are trying to lie to their followers who will most likely eat that shit up.

What prompt do you give it/them?

A group of us in NYC and dude rolled up with a rope and declared, "Never leave the house without some rope" and then went on his way.

Just how alone I've made myself. I had many opportunities for it not be this way, yet here I am.

It's 3am and it sucks!

I mean everything farts, right? What about a snail?

Two things come to mind:

• Subway rolls up with an empty car and I was like, "these fools aren't on this sweet-ass empty car!!?!?"... yeah, dude taking a shit.
• Another being on the A Train, express, and stuck with mariachi band at full-tilt in a convenient 10-15min gap between stops.
• And one time we were the entertainment! Had to get the tree back to the apt, dragged that shit onto the train.

WD-40 is there to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. Been that way forever

Newbie strap-hanger new to The City, a train rolled-up empty and it was cold or hot as fuck, and in my naivety was like, "these idiots aren't hittin up all the free space!?!?!"... Yeah, dude taking a shit.

Because I'm going to need those! Not this second / day / week / month, but I'm going to need those and I have way too many bookmarks!

What the hell is "city dust"?

and like I went on this subway cart where it was empty

Yeah, that is always a bad sign. Not sure if we were on the same train but the same thing happened to me and it was the D!

Yeah, you haven't lived until you've had to ride the express A going downtown with a mariachi band at full-tilt.

Our parents used to lock up the TV, their room, and food. Guess who got really good at breaking into things and making it look like anything was amiss

Every. Damned. Day.

Just trying to be a good person is pretty tough sometimes. People take advantage. It sucks.

Me thinks that bat was duel purpose.