Idk how to do spoiler blues on text but I'm going to say what I think all the bands are below:

-Counting Crows, Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin, The Doors

I love this game btw

Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays

I think that's what they are suggesting. If the speech was too coherent, then it could not have been actual trump.

My god, who did this to you?

"A mad man your honor! A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes!"

What did he look like?

"Uh...about 6'2", 210lbs, big face, kinda orange"

My god, I feel like this was like near the inception of meme culture. Good times (and also bad times).

His name is Lemmy, lead singer from the rock band Motorhead

Han: "Leia I agreed to the threesome, but it's gotta be someone else..."

Highly relevant and highly recommend: https://youtu.be/DOWUHqDZjrA?si=Lf9Et_WycIcry6S9

Fuckin A right, the limits of hypocrisy know no bounds

Why use AI when I need to no AI use if I need to use AI, yes?

Some of the vitamins you think are naturally from all meat sources are supplemented vitamins (just like taking a pill) into the feed of those animals

Tom Segura joke that I'll butcher real quick:

A stranger walks up to me

"Hey know any good restaurants?"

Yeah there's this really good dim sum place over there

"Oh, I hate the Asian world"

Oh, I didn't know that about you

I would be worried to death if I had female children living in those states. In Ohio they just persecuted a doctor who gave a 10 year old an abortion who was raped and impregnated. The persecuters disguised the hatred towards this hero doctor as "you shouldn't be giving up personal patient info", and obviously the names were not given just the fact that a child was about to be forced to give birth to another child.

Poor anon forgetting to take their meds again

Every now and then the pop songs just really hit and eternally make you feel good. Every time I look around...

What's the context of this please? Lol

I'm enjoying this thread

From personal experience, I recommend directly helping someone other than yourself. I know there's a lot of concerning things inward, but you get so much reward from helping someone other than yourself that it can actually help you. I recommend food shelters, community resource centers, sometimes elderly living homes need volunteers just to spend time with the elderly. Become a helpful part of your community. I know it seems impossible, "how could I help someone else when I'm so fucked up and can't get out of bed?". Just do it anyway. Make yourself available and the rest will follow. The world needs you so badly.

So hold me...so hold me clos.....so hold me closer tiny dancer

"Hi, yes I'd like to buy a time share for a GPU. I know it's a great deal, I saw your ad and thought 'why not?'"