Except “heuristics” reveals that it’s a fuzzy, inaccurate shortcut machine and liable to significant problems if you treat its output as undisputed fact. And that means less profits for the boardroom stockholders :(((

I had my leg bones drilled through when I was a kid so they would stop growing at a certain phase, and this was in the 21st century.

Bone intervention doesn’t develop quite at the same rate as soft tissue technology. Hardware vs wetware and all.

Stop fucking subscribing to these game services and giving them money 🤦

It’s also a psychology term to refer to how we make fast and inaccurate assumptions to more quickly process the world around us, so yes v much so lol

Sorting things by color, alphabetizing, labeling

I’m also a slow gamer. Take HLTB as a rough estimate, then add ~15-20% over if it’s not absurdly bite sized like a tiny puzzle game and has quests, exploration, narrative, etc.

HLTB is also a matter of averages, and the people who are likely to report are also a self-selected sample. Don’t beat yourself up for it; as long as you’re enjoying your time that’s what matters most.

What if my kid gets all kinds of treats and play, all the cuddles they want (which varies from kid to kid and day to day), in a house full of people who love them and they still puke on my floor for fun after eating too fast?

Yeah, not like those parents would sign away custody so Mr. Tyler could take that teenager all over the country. That’s silly!

God we really have been this stupid forever, haven’t we?

“FrEeDoM” is apparently from independent thought 😭

Genuinely, thank you for being you. It’s not easy standing up to cruelty, and keeping that level of empathy especially for people you may never meet in such a cold online world takes a lot.

Too many people seem to lose the realization that there is indeed a real human being on the other side of the screen. ☹️

Based kitty

Tbf my cats do like video games and cheese. Maybe I’m sleep-barfing 🤔

It’s actually a huge warning sign when they do that.

It means they’re cute.

System board (at least for laptops)

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That is entirely on you.

This is the 21st century Modest Proposal holy shit

We really have come full circle

I can hear the attempt at hissing just by looking at this picture

Damn I wish I could lay in bed for extended periods of time

Passkeys

Digital ID verification requirements/laws

Chrome-only websites

Dell

They really are just flying cats. Owls are the best 🩵 🦉