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Brokewood 144 points 3 years ago

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Brokewood 107 points 3 years ago

This is just patently untrue.

Now whether Jesus was a divine being, sure that picture depicts the evidence of that. But we "know" that a man named Jesus certainly existed and was crucified.

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Brokewood 103 points 2 years ago

That's some next level owning the libs.

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Brokewood 72 points 3 years ago path: 0 5131672 5131996, hotness: undefined, score: 72, children: 2
Brokewood 52 points 3 years ago path: 0 7610626, hotness: undefined, score: 52, children: 4
Brokewood 43 points 3 years ago

Wait, I thought he already released a special full of trans jokes... Is this another one?

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Brokewood 40 points 3 years ago

Allow me to share a story that's been copy and pasted countless times:

The Parable of the Nazi Bar

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

And the dude next to me says, "hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer." and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, "out. now." and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, "you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them."

And i was like, ohok and he continues.

"you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

And i was like, 'oh damn.' and he said "yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people."

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.

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Brokewood 34 points 3 years ago

What is the censored word?

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Brokewood 34 points 3 years ago

Swallowing pills is extremely difficult, and can only be roughed down with a semi chicken dance shuffle that involves hopping and takes 4 minutes too long for anyone noticing.

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Brokewood 27 points 2 years ago

Being "locked" in on their goal.

Meaning extremely focused, resilient to distraction.

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Brokewood 24 points 3 years ago

You forgot the gigantic pipe organ on wheels blaring hentai and pornography.

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Brokewood 17 points 3 years ago

Make baby batter:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Brokewood 16 points 3 years ago

The second g in garage.

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Brokewood 13 points 3 years ago

They should...

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Brokewood 9 points 2 years ago

I had a similar issue just this week with 2 unintended phone calls happening under a similar situation.

My aux cord was connected via blue tooth, though...

Anywho, the blue tooth to aux converter had a dial button on it that kept getting bumped into.

Only reason I share, maybe your issue is as simple as that also.

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Brokewood 9 points 2 years ago

The emotional isolation.

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Brokewood 8 points 3 years ago

Why is there a flying b? Or is it meant to be singing? Or is it some obscure emoticon?

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Brokewood 8 points 3 years ago

Nah, it's much closer to Nietzsche's "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become monsters."

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Brokewood 7 points 3 years ago

Vase.

Rhymes with face.

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Brokewood 7 points 3 years ago

I thought suicides automatically disqualified life insurance claims?

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