Can confirm, patting a cat while high as fuck on opium will make the high better, maybe not double, but definitely fully enhance the situation, just like being on MDMA or cocain and hanging out with a dog does the same.

Meth is made better with a bird, specifically one that loves screaming back at you.

Acid is made better by fish in a fish tank or pond.

I need to see how fast 35 year old sonic is, he's gotta be throwing his back out all day.

Have fun or else or I will fire you all! Mark "Totally not a robot" Zuckerberg

Well, pay for it yourself you miserable cunt.

This is how I want to die, cranking my hog while maintaining intense eye contact with the grim reaper.

I hope he's doing what he did the last time he got taken off air, and just starts wandering the streets screaming about conspiracy theories like the homeless nutjob he was always supposed to be.

He was right about Bohemian Grove, infact the reason we know what we do about that is because of him sneaking in to film it.

Mines just rehashing it's old hits, got one of those crook necks that feel like it could snap if I crack it wrong and both my knees are playing up, at least my hips working again, for now.

I'm a big fan of the John F'ing arts

I feel like we're about to get a real life version of the Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode, "In the pale moonlight".

That a group of presidents, businessmen and ultra rich people from around the world get together for a secret summer camp in the woods where they worship an owl.

The satanist shit came after he went fully nuts.This was back when he still had working brain cells.

It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

Nawww, did the results not go your way?

Yeah because he would have lit that fire.

1. Create problem
2. Solve that problem
3. ?????
4. Profit.

Are we at the beheading part of history yet?

Alright, that's cool as fuck!

Voodoo tech

Does there have to be?

They're Pawnstars.