Calling it soda, good. Calling it pop, fine. Calling every soft drink a coke, fuck off.

Do not let generational gaps fool you, most people are idiots

I... I already did pronounce the L 😔

Keep your links, I'm going back to askjeeves

Is it though? Technically, they can drink the water, but nobody said it would be a good experience to do so

Yeah, I can hardly see the porn under all that text

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

Oklahoma where the furries come yiffing down the planes

Not before Skyrim: Fuck You Buy This Again Edition

Since it's one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you're about to die in a boss battle.

hey its me the gurl in class with itchy boobs

Ahoy matey

Also batteries lose capacity, making them finite as well

I gotta put juice in my car, it's on empty

15 of 24, just throw me into the fires of Mt. Doom

Who is pooping with me right now?

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

Well why are they building them out of sieves?

Roko's Modern Strife

They're worse because they're just as tough but taste of fruit for all of 5 seconds as opposed to salty smoky bacon flavor