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Show him your butthole.

If it makes you feel better she confirmed nothing prickly actually went inside. Think she said she carved it down or something.

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Dees nuts

Buttholes, but absolutely no scat or farting. I absolutely love smelling and licking a butthole that is clean, preferably at the end of the day with all the natural pheromones. And anal sex of course, nothing better than a girl who takes it in the ass.

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I’ve explained it’s shaved like 30,000 times and I continue to 0-0 not trying to lie and distort the truth. The cactus was shaved for safety and it didn’t hurt me 😳 other than that, thank you for the kind message <3

Direct from the Reddit post

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Nice butthole

Ay girl Lemmy see that butthole

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Just doing my civic duty sir

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Jesus fuck what the christ

Nice butthole

There’s no shame in going to a hooker to break the seal. Don’t look for the cheapest one, spend a little and get a GFE girlfriend experience. Be freshly showered and groomed, tell them you’re a virgin, if you have any way of getting a Cialis before hand definitely take one so your nerves don’t kill your hardon. Do not visit anywhere you think there’s even the most remote possibility of the women being trafficked. Well known establishments or self employed only.

Beyond that, work on self respect. Going to the gym helps both your physique and self respect, if that’s something you’re capable of committing to then it’s one of your best means of self improvement.

Are you respected in your work? Do you respect what you do for work?

How are you around other men? Do you have at least one or two core male friends you can just be a dude around? Maybe ones that are in relationships or are better with women that you can see how to interact with them?

When you have your shit sorted, self respect and some social savvy, women still won’t come to you but they won’t be scared away as easily. Don’t be afraid to go for women you aren’t conventionally attracted to, something you and them can both have fun with even if it isn’t meant to last. Any notch is a confidence boost.

Best of luck brother

I’m in the business of buttholes. And brother. Business is good.

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