"S M R T... I mean S M A R T"

I'm still extremely sour about having one in my cart within 30 seconds of the page going live but the checkout process just failing.

"That is a rare photo of Sean Connery, signed by Roger Moore. It is worth something."

We're through the looking glass here, people.

"Hello sir! You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife."

But take it for a test drive and you'll agree, "happy birthday, Lisa"

My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

I can't answer that question but I've always wondered why anyone switches to Brave. I installed it a few years ago because I heard it was privacy focused and it immediately hit me with a bunch of shit about crypto and rewards or something. I uninstalled it immediately.

Titanic annual dbuttholeeaths?

Counterpoint: tiny terrestrial mammals becoming whales.

sees meme posted on Lemmy

looks inside

@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world

As if the act of murdering someone's dog wasn't infuriating enough the city has to go and say the officer did nothing wrong when they very clearly and objectively did. I can't imagine the rage the owners must be feeling right now.

All these Republicans speak at the DNC... but are they out there saying these things to other Republicans? I'd be willing to bet lots of right wing voters won't hear this message unless someone starts saying it through their regular communication channels. It's preaching to the converted.

What the fuck does it even mean to outlaw a boycott?

2027

be me, american

going from 2nd job to 3rd job

hit random citizenship confirmation checkpoint

"papers!"

give them passport, everything seems in order

"receipt for your mandatory daily purchase from an israeli business?"

"shit"

beaten with batons while being called antisemite

50% of all wages garnished to israel for next 3 years

Holy shit at the part about their dog's skull. I mean seriously, Jesus Christ. How can such vile hatred exist in this world against people causing you no harm whatsoever?

I just see a pair of tits. I can't tell if I'm missing the joke or getting the joke.

So we can both watch X-Files

I'll bet you Putin knows precisely what's going on.

Is this real? Asking for myself.

Aren't pufferfish supposed to have a noticable personality compared to most other fish? I feel like I read somewhere they can be sociable and even playful.