But what if you're depressed and can't afford chicken tenders from door dash?

HELLO DINO NUGGIES!

You should work in healthcare. It's like that, but adults, and everyone is yelling.

Ah, yes, the funny prank where we spray blinding, painful particles everywhere. As a human i too think this is hilarious.

WHY DO THEY DO THOSE THINGS T_T

Toothpaste spit for me. I will look away and tell them to spit, and then hold it at arms length to the sink while looking away.

Accidentally run into it head in and end up with a concussion. Then I can sue them.

That is such a loving parent thing to say heh.

Girl, its ok. We love you either way

Though I can understand why a lot women start off with "I'm not that kind of girl".

That allows them to work up from there lmao.

Jesus I can't. This guy is such a loser that he cries and cries until someone gives him a trophy.

Oh man, say it ain't so.

Glad you are out of that.

I feel like a dumb.

That carnal sin of the flesh has a nice little sound to it when a human wants to nut

Thank you. I hate seeing people say that if a black woman from Queens opens a Mexican bread shop that it is appropriation.

Vote the dems in, and THEN work on the revolution.

With democrats only doing strongly worded letters in the face of actual fascism, they will be no match for us.

Is that a first amendment infringement...? They can tell their soldiers to stop buying it but how are you going to tell the owner stop selling?

I only ever see Hispanic people in the buffets.

For the Japanese hibachi grills our cook was from Venezuela and everyone else but one cook was white LOL. The one guy was not Japanese.

In the Filipino restaurant the cashier was Chinese. But her husband was Filipino. Both were amazing and the food was amazing.

Every single Mexican restaurant though is mostly if not all Hispanic.

And the bars and diners and other shit is just everyone.

God I fucking hate autocorrect. Don't mention any ants please. That would be weird.

Why do I feel not 33 even though I am 33

My wife would probably appreciate that. The triangle life has not been good for her

Saving this for later. So many fucking boot lickers loooove our country but will never have to worry about being drafted to fight ANOTHER pointless fucking war

Thank you. Still new here fresh from Reddit