Sometimes I scan it and then click the Wikipedia link and it's almost word-for-word the same as the AI summary. "Plagiarism machine" is by far the best description of AI (LLMs, at least).

Instant hot cereal has completely ruined hot cereal. It's just shit compared to the regular stuff.

I went to a Phillies game last week and paid $20 for a beer. At least it was a 24 oz. can and at least it was so fucking cold there was ice inside it, but still.

My dentist made impression for two front crowns and sent away to have them made. Meanwhile he made two temporary crowns in-house and glued them in. They looked and felt exactly like the ones that arrived two months later. I dunno.

I had a kid on my school bus ask me what color of braces she should get.

No clue about Plover WI, but Kevin Love is an NBA champion and the nephew of a Beach Boy.

There's also that thing about pretending old family members aren't really dead so they can keep cashing their pension checks.

My cousin collects old Fiestaware and is also a major hypochondriac. I made the mistake of mentioning the radioactive fiestaware thing and she freaked the fuck out. She does not collect it any more.

i mean it’s not alabama or mississippi?

Hey, show some respect for Louisiana in your pantheon of shithole states.

My cousin and her husband have a winter home in Florida. They were considering selling it until COVID. The pandemic forced them into social isolation and they realized that Florida is bearable if you don't interact with any of the people there. Just walk on the beach and have your groceries delivered.

I would pay the kind of money that people pay to go to Disney to not have to go to Disney.

I feel like the uranium in atomic bombs is also a bit of a health risk.

Not one Mitch Hedberg reference ITT? I am disappoint.

Water may be wet.

I'd go with "The The" except you'd get a copyright strike.

Back in the '80s, trump offered to pay the funeral expenses of a child who had been killed by a bear. He then reneged, naturally enough.

That's a bit unfair. He did struggle to a standing position and then stare like he was trying out a new pair of eyes. I had more fun watching RFK Jr. as the coke was wearing off.

Master raus

No, he would kick the shit out of that fire. And then give it $300 billion.

I recently read Sarah Wynn-Williams' book about working at Facebork. Among many other revelations (like, her boss pressuring her to describe the blood coming out of her vagina from a post-birth hemorrhage - something so awful I wonder why in the hell I'm even telling this other story) she said everybody there constantly let Zuckerberg win board games. So in addition to everything else wrong with him, that pale-to-the-point-of-translucent tiny man gets to think he's amazingly good at board games.

To her credit, Wynn-Williams kicked the shit out of him at Settlers of Cataan and then even pointed out to him where he fucked up.