Ladies and gentlemen here's the healthiest man alive.

But Trump promised my electricity bill would be cut in half!!!

If he had just one bone then we wouldn't rattle when we walk.

I miss him 😔

I'm sure if I put in more overtime one day I'll earn like him!!!

Good step but they would also make not owning a car doable with better public transportation.

Oil billionaires are fine with earning more per gallon.

More furry porn for me

He can't keep getting away with this

Firefox time

If he's the president of Venezuela then let's open up the border to them. Let them come in they're American now.

So why shouldn't the protesters shoot to kill as well?

Billionaires the original welfare queens.

And that 30 was from himself testing the device

Why should I go big when I can go home.

Good

Deport Elon Musk

Umm someone should tell MAGA that an immigrant is taking over the government.

Bone spurs in chief