I hired a woman once to work in the retail store I was managing at the time. After lunch, I noticed one of my long time employees crying in the break room. She had lost her wallet and whoever took it had wiped out her bank account at the Walmart next door. I called the manager over there and he pulled up the video and low and behold it was the new lady over there buying up gift cards. We called the police and after verifying what happened, they asked me if I wanted them to handle it quietly or to make a scene. I chose make a scene and they went into the backroom handcuffed her, told her why she was being arrested in front of everyone and marched her out. Needless to say HR agreed it should be an immediate termination.

Didn't Francis Scott Key write the Star Spangled Banner on a military ship during wartime?

We are living in a Paulice state

We're actually closer in time today to Dredd (2012) than Dredd (2012) was from when the pyramids were built in ancient Egypt.

I think what he's saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn't do much physical damage, it's just purely mental and emotional trauma.

120 is prime

No it's not you highly regarded pancake. 120 is divisible by 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15, 20, 24, 30, 40, 60. GTFO

The worst part to me was that before the girl whose wallet it was checked her bank account and saw all the charges, this lady was "helping" her look for it in the store.

You actually might very well end up paying taxes on it

He looks stuffed

"It's so cold"

Coffee mug says My boy has a big dick

Damn that's some good reporting

As a hiring manager I don't want anyone who's religion is their whole identity to advance in the hiring process I don't give a fuck if you're Christian Jewish Muslim Hindi whatever I care if you're a good worker and if you make whatever imaginary sky entity you worship more important at the workplace then the actual work we do, I don't want you on my team.

Well to be fair there's 3 discount furniture stores in that liberal suburb, he can't live too far from his dating service

What a glorious day to be literate

Oh yes, the old "I'm an atheist so I avoid Germany" argument we've all heard a thousand times

I thought the username was Hedgehog Mass and I was really excited for a second

"Your nose, it's too perfect!"

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Not trying to defend Jimmy Fallon, but is there a way to do a nightly television show for years on end that's healthy?

The constant demand to be fresh, funny, topical, appeal to advertisers, network execs and audience members. It's fucking insane how anyone can do it at all.

I'd imagine it takes it's toll on even the most level headed good people.

Bruh