For the hundredth time, the only thing that can stop a bad snake with a gun is good snake with a gun!

In case you're wondering, no, this did not happen in a bar frequented by anacondas.

Imagine being in the military these days? You're either going to invade Iran or patrol a pool of water. Money well spent!

Must Google ruin everything?

Racist (fine, xenophobe)

Why not look into US overpayment for drugs?

About damn time

Bullseye!

They've got a dog problem?

Considering how stupid this person is, makes one wonder if their hiring her for her connections.

Could we ask them if gun ownership precludes you from having an abortion?

Mierdas touch

It's the US. Anyone surprised?

It's a feature, not a bug.

Turns out the government actually does stuff, and if we want it to continue to do stuff competently, we might need people in charge who AREN’T lunatics. I had the whole thing backward.

Okay, I got got by the headline 😅

Honda: "We have tried nothing and we're already out of ideas!"

That's fucking wild! Mexico is not South Sudan or Afghanistan, failed states ruled by warlords. It will start with "we're only targetting cartels" and conclude with "these terrorists are purposely using hospital staff as human shields, what would you have us do?!"

When Russia sought to ban PM in their country they used the same excuse as India (fake bomb threats). However, understanding that this can be done via different email services, just underlines that Russia and India are scared of their citizens taking their privacy back and perhaps even organizing.

"About 60% of Zambia’s 20 million people live in the Kafue River basin and depend on it in some way as a source of fishing, irrigation for agriculture and water for industry. The river supplies drinking water to about five million people, including in the capital, Lusaka."

Well, that's devastating. Nice going, China.

You want martyrs?? 'Cause that's how you get martyrs!