Transport it on my freight train animal carrier to my 60k acre animal sanctuary where it can join the herd of other elephants I already have.

Hypothetical questions with unrealistic rules allow me to make silly answers unhindered by realism.

So you're telling me that either Mike Johnson has a wad under his mattress, or is somehow the most based cryptobro in politics? Someone should.... investigate.... this.

That's not how any of this works.

Fuck them and fuck anyone who thinks this makes sense. Paying for energy you don't use because 'boo-hoo company profits' is probably the most blatant late stage capitalism bullshit I've seen all month, and probably up there with a handful for the year.

But how many gold bars has she had sewn into her work attire?

The shocking part of this is the up to 15k in a 401k after 5 years. Like.. That's surprisingly low.

Even my company work van is only like.. 15ft long.. and it can fit basically anything I'd ever need to use for construction related needs.

For once in my life, I want musk to say more.

What kind of rounding has to be done to assume not using the bathroom constitutes 4 to 5 hours daily?!

You are a multimillionaire that has plenty of options on leaving if things get rough, but in the interim you can look forward to tax breaks and more lax controls/protections over whatever industry you may be involved in.

As for the rest of them, he's flying the right colored flag and that's about it.

I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.

Uhh.. Soy.. Soy sauce.

For me it's not about TikTok. It's about using whatever flimsy, poorly worded law they will make to ban a platform I don't use to open the door for further bans and possible censorship in the future. A platform should be allowed to function if it can. If it's horribly made, or supremely unprofitable it'll find its own way out. I don't use it, I don't plan on ever using it, and honestly it doesn't affect my daily life outside of my mother in law thinking that some of the pallet crafts on there are worthwhile and me having to explain that they'll look good for a moment and then fall apart rather quickly.

Coskiis' stance on pronouns is very simple. Coskii will respect anyones pronouns up until those pronouns are more complicated than a beings name. At which point Coskii uses the beings name instead of any pronouns. Pronouns are meant to be a conversational shortcut. If a shortcut is not being made, Coskii does not feel the need to use pronouns.

Neopronouns are (generally) not more complicated than a beings name. Exceptions do exist.

Writing a message without using pronouns for explicit understanding of how and why pronouns exist in English in the first place, including personal pronouns, is certainly a mood. The flow of sentences is somewhere between legal and caveman. Not using pronouns leaves no wiggle room for any interpretation on the subject being discussed, however the lack of personal pronouns means Coskii must always refer to Coskii as Coskii. Thank goodness Coskii is not a terribly long name.

And just like that, the boundary testing from the American extremists started their next chapter. Let's see how this labrat does. If he gets away they'll burn others offices, if those succeed, they'll start with private residences. Inch by inch, they will become more aggressive. If someone gets caught, they pull back a bit.. But it doesn't stop until they have something larger to point their extremism in the direction of.

I hated pictures like this in school. The numbers are just slapped on an inaccurate image and somehow they expect people to ignore the obvious right triangles and just focus on the math part of it.

I mean.. At least as a construction worker my retirement plan is three-fold. The trick is to survive long enough and well enough to enjoy retirement.

The three are 401k, annuity, and the unheard of pension.

Granted, I'm also on my fourth pulled back muscle for the year. I really need to stretch more.

By that .. well let's call it logic... People shouldn't ever wear glasses, get surgery, braces, hearing aids, or any of the various other life improving devices that are all to common in todays world... and medicine in general is obviously the work of satan, directly defying gods will of having you be sick sometimes (or for other people)/always.

Tie you hair in a knot for greater volume and less collapse.

If you want an actual serious answer, I can probably type out a more step by step with normal words and not whatever the hell those instructions are talking about.

Watching as the rights of themselves and at least some of their children get regressed by decades in real time tends to negatively impact mental health.

Given that my average deck price is $250, you best believe I'd start gathering.

I'd like to say I'm surprised.. but honestly, nearly all chatbots end up being racist at best.