Ok if that's true how did he take the picture?

Macadamia!

That was a rollercoaster of a story with a disappointing end.

I can't picture how that could work though. If the phone is in your mouth and the picture is clearly against a wall, would you have to turn your head around to take the pic?

Oh my gosh I couldn't see it for a while.

I'm sitting here in the vet office audibly chuckling at that mental image.

Not if it's Arby's.

Someone call rainbolt.

I wonder what vet agreed to treat this turtle.

That is a lovely thought.

No. All of my good jobs have come through excellent job placement companies.

Absolutely "shocked" I tell you.

Wait, that's actually a real poster? What. The. Fuck.

Dear lord, talk about victim blaming. They shot the kid because his mom and her boyfriend had domestic violence issues? FUCK THAT. The reason the kid was shot because ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS.

I know exactly what he is. He's a good boy.

I hate to say this, but do you know what he's done to rehabilitate himself? Do you know why he's allowed to work there? Have you talked to management about what you discovered?

All of your questions are very very leading. Of course we deplore rape. However, despite what you may think, we should all be given a chance to redeem ourselves.

I can understand why you fear for the safety of yourself and others around you. If you do nothing, that is entirely on you. But I do hope that you have compassion and a sense of forgiveness in your heart too. For all you know, you can also be surrounded by thieves and murderers, but none of those are publicly branded.

I urge you to bring this to the management's attention. Talk to your female coworkers and let them know.

As a dad to four kids, skin to skin is absolutely essential to a life long bond and making your children feel comfortable and loved. Fuck this sexist bullshit.

This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.