Younger folks have been raised on apps and other polished devices with oodles of effort put into UX design.

Older folks grew up learning DOS commands, memorizing the IRQ of their sound card, and other clunky shenanigans.

In their current state Lemmy, Mastodon and other services are too complicated for most young folks to bother with. Not all, but most, especially the filthy casuals.

With what money, Elon? You can't afford to pay Google or office rent but you're going to pay Mr. Beast?

"I'm sorry (this got out)."

Pass the joint, bud.

I wish I had the job security of a shitty cop.

Congrats you invented Rugby 2

Private property is more important than human lives, got it 👍🏻

I think the "undeniable beauty" bit was a joke.

I think she has a good point at the end. Lots of us think we have skills that can't be replicated by a machine, but companies would rather have something replicated poorly by a machine if it saves them money.

I guess that's just a factor of this being a non profit thing. A user-built social media platform doesn't have to do everything it can to retain user eyeballs for as many seconds a day as possible.

Pizza Peacemaker. If you're with a bunch of people with varying tastes and want to order pizza, you open the app and pass your phone around. Each person in turn puts in what they like and how much they want to eat. At the end the app tells you what you should order and how you should split the bill.

Why the fuck do these sexy dice have "sand"?

"Do as we say or we won’t let you do free work us any more!"

Finally some good news.

This isn't funny. I'm not saying it's not good. I'm just saying I need to cry now.

That's fucked up. I'd be torn between still loving my daughter (I raised her for 5 years after all) but still knowing that my biological kid is out there somewhere. What if the other family is terrible and my kid will be miserable?

That's such a classic, perfect joke.

Kinda surprised so many people here are alarmed that you were naked in your own home. I mean yeah, if you're a nudist and in the buff all day every day that's a problem, but it should be natural for kids to see naked bodies sometimes.

I sleep naked in my bed, or will walk back to the bedroom before taking a shower if I forgot my towel. I don't hang around and chit chat with my dick hanging out, but kids need to see that people aren't ashamed of their own bodies.

Completing the quest awards some Windows xp.

I've been at my job for six years. I took my salary from six years ago and put it into an inflation calculator and even with all the paltry 2-4% annual raises I've been getting I'm effectively being paid less now than I used to be.

"Sorry, we'll come back later when you're feeling better."