How disappointed we will all be when all the boomers are dead and it doesn’t solve any of our problems.

People aren’t laughing at you because you’re Christian in Texas you morons, they’re laughing at you because you think you’re being persecuted for your religion when you live somewhere where 80 percent of the population is Christian.

No ethical billionaires. Nobody comes by that much money honestly.

I think a lot of profiles like this are combinations of fake accounts for jokes and mean personalized prank attacks on people.

Taking some girl from your schools Facebook picture with her dad and putting it on tinder to make it look like you’re fucking your dad sounds exactly like something a mean high school kid would do to someone else.

We are entering dark fucking times when Mitt Fucking Romney is becoming the voice of reason in the American political landscape.

I hate to break it to you but your homies were already fucking weirdos for having a waifu, had nothing to do with you son.

My wife is very superstitious and I have never believed in ghosts or anything like that. Aliens, ghosts, magic, religions, totally confident that they aren’t real. When she told me she heard a weird voice calling her name one night I was incredibly skeptical and told her she was definitely dreaming because we live nowhere near anybody and it was -30 that night.

I am never gonna tell her I heard the voice too.

Which will be struck down almost unanimously because the US government is a cesspool of liches and ghouls.

I don’t give a fuck about being remembered. I just wanna enjoy my time while I’m here.

So far, it’s not going great.

Dude flirts like a 12 year old who just got killed on modern warfare.

As someone who lives in red deer, yup, sounds about right.

My fellow Red Deerians are political illiterates. My one friend works in admin for schools here. Or at least, she used to, but she lost her job after the party she furiously badgered everyone to vote for got in and cut the funding at her school, targeting administrators. Which they ran on.

It was the most Red Deer thing I ever saw.

Imma just be pissed if her tiddies ain’t triangles.

This is not statistically true at all. Women do not report having orgasms when they are raped. That’s why estimates vary wildly. Because they are estimated based on almost no data other than some people claiming that women don’t report orgasming during their rapes because they’re ashamed. And then these dudes say most women MUST orgasm from rapes, because these guys are fucked up.

Estimated range from 4% to over 50 percent. This does not by any means make this statistically true.

Because most of the working class are convinced that this system is the best one, they just think the other political party and their voters are the reason everything sucks.

It’s really genius.

Women are a liberal lie

Ok what is this 12mn 12nn madness

I’m pretty sure Tate is one of those men who only tries to sleep with vulnerable women he can manipulate and then postures about how much he gets laid.

There’s a lot of dudes like that. They need to fuck off about that. There’s nothing to brag about when you’re just taking advantage of damaged people and then treating them like garbage after.

B, and it isn’t even close.

…but why

The republicans are a fucking joke at this point man.