Anal fissure and chronic diarrhea qualify this as a shitpost.

Because the cost of memory is driving up device prices.

They're United in their efforts to remove windows from upper floors.

Amateur. In a dark location, on a clear night, I can see the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.3 million light years away.

A lot of university campuses have this. It's a good idea.

Holy shit, this woman has some guts.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses.

New hammer handle.

Yeah that might cut into the billionaires profits, so no UBI for you. Here's a UTI instead.

His feet are pointing the wrong way.

Going after the true heroes in a community... Unarmed and only there to help. What an absolute loser. Fucking Idaho.

I think that fanbase is staying to wane. But who knows, maybe the gas loving Maga rednecks will start buying...who am I kidding, most of them can't afford the ridiculous price tag.

God job hiding the name, other than the name and address at the top.

It's a 404 Media journalist, he did it on purpose to point out how stupid it is.

And how much is the annual subscription?

I used to have great respect for Chomsky. Used to.

This is really sad if true, but these things happen in war. They wouldn't happen if Russia hadn't invaded Ukraine, so it's still Putin's fault.

Did the insurer cut their prices by 20%?

American Boy Scout leaders.

My favorite part:

His mom claims this led to “pain, suffering, disability, disfigurement, and mental anguish; psychological injury; past and future love of enjoyment and pleasure of living.”