Now now, there is no real proof that getting something or someone else to do things for you would stop you from learning how to do it!!

Look at me, I got someone to pass my driving test and I've only had 22 accidents this year. Way down on last year!!

Understandable, but what are your thoughts about her dad...?

Now before you downvote me to oblivion I want to hear me out...

Ok, firstly let's say that Donald did in fact rape little children, both girls and boys, over many decades.

Secondly, see above.

To reiterate, the orange shitgoblin did in fact rape little girls and boys over many decades!!

Only 3 a day? Doubtful.

Well both of his parents are massive slabs of rotting cancer sores so it's probably just genetics.

Yep, and in a weird turn of events Bashful was well up for it and Grumpy was actually quite glad to do it, but Happy was really pissed off about it...

I've never seen the film so can't comment on her knowledge of guns. I will say that I'm from the UK and we don't have guns at all, but I do know how they work. And that they are very basic and simple. Hell, today's guns are just fancy flintlocks 🤣.

I'm, in principle, with OP on this. From looking at that device around her head it does look like it'd be easy to foil, it looks like there's quite a gap between the pin and shotgun casing. Stuffing a towel between them wouldn't take a long time to do.

However, with that said, I will also say that if I were subjected to that experience I would be terrified and so probably wouldn't be looking at ways to disarm it, but to follow the instructions and hope I got out alive.

Which won't be long, hopefully.
Come on, Death, do your fucking job!!

(Though an excruciatingly painful and debilitating illness is much preferred. I'd wish a long life to the Donvict if that happens)

I have a lot of experience with clasps by undoing and doing up my partners bras over the years.

But let's be fair, that fat cunt wouldn't have had that type of experience with clasps due to 'his' sexual preferences being for very young girls that don't wear bras, or just grabbing them by the pussy.

(Edit: bugger, bra clasps and preteens have already been mentioned. Leaving my comment up though, for posterity.)

Ok, but what's that got to do with the above picture of Amy Winehouse?

Ok, ok, ok, people are giving the obese orange child rapist shit for this BUT let's think of it a bit differently...
Aren't we all now, in a way, 'reflecting' about how shitty the job was? And the obvious corruption of handing out all that cash to mate who is a pool guy? And about how it is 'reflective' of the "Draining of the Swamp" the mushy brained syphilis filled realty TV 'star' would get his horde of idiots to chant?

If we look at it this way then that pool is doing a lottttt of reflecting!!!

You. You, I like you. Carry on being you!!

Well the Misinformation Institute of Technology just cannot be trusted. It's in the name!!

Where? Wait, did Fatboy McKiddieFiddler eat him?

I'd take a hard pounding for a burrito and a bottle of nice beer...

Just kidding, you'll not need the burrito and beer.

Ok, you say that now but no one could've seen that having a talking head as the Secretary of War Crimes was a bad thing to do!!! No. One.
It's never been tried before. It could've worked out tremendously!!!

It's just like having an egotistical narcissistic pathological liar and failed reality TV star as a president. No one could've known it was a bad idea to do that...twice. (FUCKING TWICE!??!?)
Hey, maybe the first term of incompetence and blatant corruption was just a blip, and the second term would go much more super tremendouslier than the first.

Other than Ronald Reagan then It's not as if the american people had any knowledge that voting in famous idiots was a bad thing!!

(/s. Just in case)

And Ukraine.

"So if we give up our nukes you'll recognise our territory and protect us against the russians?"
"Sure, of course"
"Ok, we'll do it."
{russians attack}
"The russians are attacking. Protect us!"
"Yeah, about that ..."

Bleach...you mean the stuff that should be injected in people's veins to get rid of covid, that stuff?

Man, bleach is just wondrous stuff. Is there nothing it cannot do!!!

I'm a cynical bastard who hates that fat orange child raping corrupt disgusting blob of gonorrhoea to my very core and my first thoughts were this is one of two things.

Either corruption. Such as: "why give this money to those poor people when I can have it, I'll funnel it through numerous companies. Plus with that new ruling about me and my family not being investigated by the tax people then there's no way anyone will do anything about it"
Or a scare tactic. "Vote for me in the midterms or lose your benefits. By the time this gets to the courts and reversed you'll be starving or dead AND it's obvious that no one will do fuck all to me for doing this to you"

Hey, HEY. They bombed a school and killed, what, 173(?) schoolchildren.
I bet they are quite happy with that achievement!!!