Elon started typing “free speech apartheidist” but saw the autocorrect and just went with it

Good ol Charlie Spirk

This is bush league shit my buddy Dr Snake came up with this idea like 12 years ago after an enormous bong rip

Oh yeah? I’d like to see them parse it when i switch to talking in igpay atinlay

Having a bush: honest, guileless.

It will all come down to whom has the harm-causin’est truckers

Never ask an Aussie about the war on emus and never ask an United Statesian about algae or some shit

Some of us already do bro.. just the other day I told off a fella “never speak to me or my super jacked non-aging bio mouse again”

I came from a nuclear family so mine is full of heavy water

Well stop making explosive so recyclable then, fuck

The rest of em voted yes b/c they prefer the real stuff

I’m beginning to think they don’t actually have anyone on the inside at any businesses

Careful not to meme too much about this they might send a horsey cop to arrest you and give you a ticket

This is Nathan Lane with a fake cigar and mustache you can’t fool me

Damn just when they won so many hearts and minds

The plug in mics make you cry more tears

My coffee aint kicked in yet so I’m like “euthanasia kit? Fucking finally”

It seems trivially easy to make a robot that worships the lord and unlocks blessings, sends prayers when those are needed (& regular folks are too busy) has anyone tried this?

That science name? Puddin’headedness

That rocket gave her a Betty Rubble makeover