It's depressing that something like that is needed in the first place.

Did you miss the part that said "I'll need a research team and 5 years?" The XKCD character did it! SUCCESS!

The real reason is that unhealthy food contains ingredients that were rarer for our ancestors to obtain. Dense caloric food meant surviving a winter, but our winter never comes.

One thing to keep in mind is that they're young and have fewer responsibilities than Millennials and Xers and can afford to float between jobs. I'm not saying all GenZers, but there are ones that still get some form of assistance from their parents and thereby have a safety net. As they age and start families, they may be less inclined to do so.

Also, maybe they're not being paid enough to want to stay and feel they can leverage the experience at your workplace to get a better paying position elsewhere.

Just my thoughts, I'm no expert.

You mean, "That's hardly a 'thread?'"

I'll see myself out

"They ruined Linux!"

For me, I subscribe to all the multiple ones of the same topic and let time sort out their popularity.

We should all strive to become reddit fucksmiths

I like how he's turning extwitter into 4chan. Advertisers hate it though, but advertising only accounts for 90% of their revenue, nbd

I really hope he was the best candidate when Nintendo were choosing a new NOA president (afiak, he's been doing a good job), but I feel his last name definitely made him stand out from the other candidates.

I guess the GOP is running out of children's souls to feed him.

What I want to know is what sort of cutting-edge medical voodoo based technology is keeping him alive?

Be thankful Valve was able to release a version 3.x of anything!

"You want something that doesn't affect our bottom line and improves your life? Fuck you! I pulled myself up by the bootstraps... They were golden and provided by my daddy, but I pulled myself up all the same!"

--Billionaires, probably

The fly sees it and immediately thinks, "This would be a good place to start a family."

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

idk, but for Lemmy/kbin/mastodon to be successful, it needs good word-of-mouth advertising. I didn't end up on reddit because of an ad I saw somewhere.

Oh, did you forget about the time LTE started rolling out and telcos decided to call HSPA+ (3.5G) 4G? One of these scumbags will start calling it 6G. Marketing teams are full of great ideas. /s

Yup, you know they'll use the good ole MS triple-E tactic: embrace, extend, and extinguish.

Cool, is samwaltoncaneatabagofdicks@inhell.com still available?