More than 20 ice cream machines were working at the same time. This caused a buffer overlow that crashed the McDatabase in the McCloud.

Business class costs 5x economy, first class is 10x

I would have to work months to be more comfortable for a few hours. Nope.

If I had 200 dollars and someone would offer me 60 cents for moving to Miami, I would not move.

HR is working their script, or they will be fired too. It's like a fucking callcenter to destroy people.

Next year they will show a VHS recording of the robot reading the generated worthless speech.

“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

You use mirrors, right?

“How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Probably playing Wii U, like everyone else.

These fake cisco devices might be less vulnerable than the real devices.

They limit the resolution on linux and even getting 1080p as a paying customer is very hard.

Try breaking some more things and thank me later.

Passt mal kurz auf meinen Kakao auf, ich muss schnell in den Baumarkt und diesen sympathischen Typen unterstützen.

Do not bring drugs to countries with harsh drug laws. But there are lots of reasons not to travel to russia...

No need to continue reading after "by Norton". They want to sell their crapware.

To avoid fakes, the statements will be accompanied by a QR code linking them to text versions on the ministry’s website.

Great idea, since everyone will check if the URL behind the code is the legit foreign ministry. Nobody would use a URL shortener and redirect everyone to real-ukrainian-website.russian-kgb.gov/agitprop/ukraine-fakes/legit-site.html

Wanna see my sixpack?

https://www.summarize.tech/youtu.be/6bjMzrK3FUs

Didn't watch, but AI generated a summary:Sound nice, but need an extra power source. Raspi as a DAC. Planar drivers.

Not for me.

click - your data is lost

I liked them anyways. The IDE drives were fast and cheap, CD-R was still too expensive.

If they are that uninformed, maybe we could replace them with AI.

Volker Pispers geht mit Sarah Wagenknecht und einem Nazi essen und erzählt keinem davon? Das ist die echte Story hier!

They have a lot of experience with dailies, so maybe become a scrum master.

It's beautiful. I feel like I can nearly understand enough to read it.