https://xkcd.com/1114/

"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

--Abraham Lincoln

This is a Bash fork bomb, a malicious function definition that recursively calls itself:

:() — defines a function named : (yes, just a colon).

{ :|:& } — the function's body:

    :|: — pipes the output of the function into another call of itself, creating two processes each time.

    & — runs the call in the background, meaning it doesn’t wait for completion.

; — ends the function definition.

: — finally, this invokes the function once, starting the bomb.

Ukrainian farmer: "How do I put this hunk of junk into Neutral so I can load it onto my trailer?" *starts an argument on War Thunder forums*

Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

--Rule of Acquisition #76

lol, as if Harvard were liberal

they're infamously, thuggishly conservative

The purchase price was historically low due to the libelous accusations of acetaminophen causing autism.

Investing in corruption pays off bigly when Republicans manage to ooze their way into office.

The eggs are from these flappy guys:

sloppy/paste

You gotta wonder WTF the French were thinking when they decided to force people into the sweltering insomnia of 80 degrees indoors at night just for the sake of creating the appearance that climate change is the fault of the dispossessed proletariat running air conditioners to survive global heating, and pretending like the owners of the means of production aren't actually in a position to change how the economy functions.

small government is when white people get food stamps

big government is when black people get food stamps

The purchase price was historically low due to the libelous accusations of acetaminophen causing autism.

Investing in corruption pays off bigly when Republicans manage to ooze their way into office.

how dare you suggest its parody

the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, marinara sauce be upon him, is just as legitimate as any other religion

Is this satire? Its hard to tell these days.

One of the best games ever made IMO. I bought it at release and still regularly get sucked back into it.

Speaking to reporters early Wednesday, Tver Gov. Igor Rudenya said that all drones in the region were shot down and that there was a fire on the ground as a result of debris from a downed drone. As he spoke, loud explosions could be heard in the background.

I sometimes feel an anxiety when pondering what will happen when daddy Gabe isn't here to keep the wolves at bay.

Fewer births is good news - a solution rather than a problem. There needs to be fewer humans if we're to avoid cooking ourselves and sending other species into extinction. We should all be so lucky as China to have this 'problem'.