He's really grasping at straws to stay relevant.

Underrated pun

The mailman is Count Rugen.

He's been put on leave? Well that'll teach him.

It's sims all the way down.

I have the same problem with any small red dot sight. The window is just too small, it takes me forever to find the dot when drawing quickly or under pressure. Any red dot that's big enough to be useful is also too bulky for carrying. The only red dot I use now is on my nightstand gun that doesn't ever have to be holstered.

After the success of the Barbie movie, studios were allegedly scrambling to figure out what other toys they could make a movie about. They just don't get it.

Agree with stock iron sights for carry. Speed is more important than accuracy for short range, and you have less things to snag on clothing.

He's Bobby Tables' great uncle.

Trapped in an M&Ms container

Surrounded by butter

Low on microwaved banana

The Terminator was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual.

This company never disappoints

Fun fact: this is where the "banana connector" came from. Before copper was discovered, early humans used bananas for all their audio connections. The name stuck, even though wires are made of metal today.

I've had so many problems with Nvidia GPUs on Linux over the years that I now refuse to buy anything Nvidia. AMD cards work flawlessly and get very long-term support.

The article is AI slop whose only citation is a deleted Reddit post.

Even on a day where Missourians sort of overwhelmingly voted for Donald Trump, Josh Hawley and Governor Kehoe, they also overwhelmingly voted for an increase in paid sick days.

So they elected candidates who historically have opposed labor protections and government benefits, and then expected to get paid sick leave?

He pulled the oldest trick in the book where you purposely escalate and put yourself in danger to justify lethal force. They could have all just kept their distance and nobody would have died.

She doesn't owe him any explanation regarding her costume.

I doubt it.

That she can say that with a straight face is truly impressive.