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Diplomjodler

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Mit einem Jodeldiplom hat man was Eigenes

Diplomjodler 121 points a year ago

People often aren't aware that the average PC gamer doesn't have a 5090. The majority of people are using pretty outdated hardware. And Steam are certainly in a position to know that because of the Steam survey.

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Diplomjodler 111 points a year ago

You need to renounce your wicked lifestyle and follow the teachings of our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds!

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Diplomjodler 67 points a year ago

He literally started it as a street thug and went on to be a hired assassin.

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Diplomjodler 62 points 2 years ago

Let me guess: it's one of those books that nobody reads but that somehow end up being bestsellers anyway?

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Diplomjodler 53 points a year ago

Congrats, but I think you could have saved yourself a lot of hassle by using Mint.

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Diplomjodler 52 points 10 months ago

She: "Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I'm really hungry!"
He: *makes hissing noises*
She: "Oh shit, a snake!"

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Diplomjodler 41 points 2 years ago

So, is that a murder of Karens or a deportation of Karens?

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Diplomjodler 39 points 2 years ago

Including segregation, no rights for women and no labour rights. Basically back to the days off the robber barons. And the morons will still be blaming the libruls as they lie in their bed, unable to afford a hospital while dying from silicosis.

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Diplomjodler 39 points a year ago

Hey, aber auf der Dampfmaschine kann ich gar nicht die 23ste Fortsetzung meiner scheissifizierten, durchkommerzialisierten, auf gnadenlose Profitmaximierung getrimmten Massenspiele spielen. Das taugt ja mal gar nix!

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Diplomjodler 37 points a year ago

But it's really easy. Wanna know how many inches are in a mile? One inch is 0.0254 m. One mile is 1609.344 m. 1609.344 / 0.0254 is 63360. There.

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Diplomjodler 35 points 8 months ago

Ich zahle immer ungern, egal ob mit oder ohne Kontakt.

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Diplomjodler 31 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, Elon Musik will give him a new job.

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Diplomjodler 30 points 3 months ago

A conservative walks into a bar and exposes himself in the ladies' restroom. Then he sues the bar for discrimination because a black person was there. He wins the case because the judge is a racist old white guy. The bar goes out of business. His followers celebrate the win in the "war on woke".

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Diplomjodler 30 points 2 years ago

Man kann Dokumente auch einfach mit weniger DPI oder mehr Kompression einscannen. Das reduziert die Größe auch deutlich. Aber das erfordert ja ein Mindestmaß an Kompetenz.

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Diplomjodler 23 points a year ago

No. The Taliban only got started after the Soviets left. But the US funded and trained the Mujahedeen which later created Al-Quaeda.

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Diplomjodler 20 points 8 months ago

That goes for all US tech companies and has been that way at least since 2001.

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Diplomjodler 19 points 2 years ago

Nicht vergessen "no homo" zu sagen. Dann ist alles OK.

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Diplomjodler 17 points 2 years ago

And the toothless knuckledraggers who'll be hit the hardest by this shit will thank the Führer for making America great again.

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Diplomjodler 16 points 4 months ago

Hättste dir halt vorher überlegen müssen.

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Diplomjodler 16 points 3 months ago

Yay, ich bin auf der Liste:

Das ist der stolzeste Moment meines Lebens! Ich möchte meiner Omi danken, meinem Kanarienvogel und unserer Gemeinschaftskundelehrerin aus der 9b, Frau Müller-Schlatter.

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